Turkey Hang Over Zone and More

Thanksgiving has come and gone...We are in the Turkey Hang Over Zone (THOZ). THOZ is that time of the year where everything you eat seems to have a bit of turkey in it. You know the carb sandwich, stuffing, mashed potatoes, turkey, and gravy on bread...yes, all part of the THOZ. Eating pie at every meal because you made too many and nobody is willing to take them home. You know the pies you find hidden your trunk because you didn't want to take a pie home with you so a relative found your keys and hid three in your trunk? Yes, part of the THOZ. How are we to combat things such as THOZ? Well, you have two options. Option 1: simply take the food and donate it to some organization that can use the food. I suggest the Women's Community of Central Wisconsin; Neighbor's Place; The Open Door; or many of the churches in Wausau or your community. It puts all that food to good use. Option 2: Eat it, love it, take the few extra pounds enter with open arms the THOZ! Sure, your bound to gain a few extra pounds, sure you may irritate your bowels, sure you may have a myocardial infraction. All those things are simply side effects of a very filling and satisfying few days. So either way is up to you, but, especially please try to remember those places that need our help during the holiday's. So live the THOZ or live a better life...or both!

Top Ten List of Joke Punch Lines by These Guys

10. Hide his food stamp sunder his boots.
9. Hit an Ethiopian int he face with a frying pan.
8. There hands make your dick look bigger.
7. Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich.
6. You just KNOW she'll swallow.
5. I was giving a blow job to a Chinese guy, and he threw up on me.
4. A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
3. I don't ejaculate on an apple before I eat it.
2.  They both disappear after a hot shower.
1. One scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.

Sorry it's so short today, but, I am trying to blog with a house full of people (the best of friends). I am drawn from here to there...

Until Tomorrow...
Jaxion